Here are some easy steps to ensure this Christmas (or whatever other holiday you choose to celebrate) is as stressful as humanly possible:
(1) Eat so much sugar that wake up with a hangover and look like a chipmunk.
(2) Somehow botch even the simplest holiday recipes..
...but of course bring your mistakes into the office so your coworkers will get fat, not YOU.
(3) Dress your dog up in stupid outfits then proceed to chase her around the house with a camera. 
Make sure to spend precious time doing said chasing while you could be completing more important tasks like, say, packing.
(4) Make sure to feel so overwhelmed with last minute errands and to-dos that you want to faceplant right back into the tin of chocolates.
(5) Repeat steps 1-4.
It's been a rough couple of days. I am trying my best to gather myself and start fresh today :)
Last night the hubbie informed me I was NOT permitted to work out this morning. Umm excuse me, "I DO WHAT I WANT." My ass is not going to tighten itself. Although that would be great wouldn't it? But alas softball playoffs reign supreme in our household and my favorite Wednesday morning run had to get pushed off yet another week. Boo.
It's crazy how much better my days start off when coupled with an am workout. This morning I am extra tired (which has nothing to do with the 9 hours of sleep I got) a wee bit grouchy, and definitely don't feel as ready to conquer the day. Hmph.
Moving right along, remember how I said my eats have been boring lately? I would like to present into evidence Exbibit A:
My lawyer daddy would be so proud. Of my court reference, not rubbery chicken.
What we have here is chicken, brussel sprouts, and hot sauce. Gourmet it was not. Quickly consumed, yes it was.
Dinner was a had something to do with egg whites and spinach but it was so sad looking I didn't document. Don't worry it was doused in 1 carb ketchup which made errrrything better :) Dessert on the other hand was glorious.
Banana soft serve with 1 frozen banana, 1 scoop vanilla protein powder, and 1 tbls fat free milk for blending purposes. Seriously I could eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Breakfast this morning was more protein oats--exciting right?!
They were yummy. I can't hate on that.
So there you have it. I am redheaded rebel without a cause, feeling extreme satisfaction in the fact that I made my legs sore against the hubbie's instructions. Gah I need a hobby.
Happy Hump Day :) Go getcha some...
T minus 4 days til the road trippin begins! Only time will tell what kind of debauchery will ensue once the hubbie and I embark on a 10 hour drive with our little monster in tow. I can't wait!
Did we all survive our Mondays? I definitely did. After a majorly indulgent weekend it felt great to get back to some clean eats and sweaty workouts. This morning I woke up looking a lot more like myself and a lot less like Alvin the Chipmunk. Debloat success :)
Have I mentioned my latest caffeinated obsession? FourStarbucks ain't got nothin' on me peeps.
Here are the very complicated instructions: (1) Throw some coffee in the freezer to cool off for an hour or two. (2) Add a scoop of chocolate protein powder and a dash of stevia. (3) Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty. (4) Add a couple of ice cubes and enjoy the frothiest (not a word, clearly) iced latte to ever pack 24 g of protein.
Seriously, make this! Then write me a 1000 word email telling me how amazing it was while you are so jumpy and caffeinated you can't sit still :)
Seeing as we are completely out of groceries and refusing to hit the store therefore my eats are rather boring I haven't gotten back into the swing of photographing my meals I will skip straight ahead to dinner. Just imagine some lame chicken, veggies, and several handfuls of almonds.
Dinner was quite colorful captured in Central Florida's uncharacteristic winter sunlight.
I pan fried to small tilapia fillets in Olive Oil spray for two minutes per side and threw them atop a big handful of baby spinach. 
If I wasn't already spoken for, I would run away with black bean and corn salsa. We are a match made in heaven.
This morning I woke up yet another early morning gym session. I'm not sure when I became one of those freaks I used to make fun of--you know the ones who not only have enough energy to open their eyes before six am, but to actually hammer out a workout. Regardless I am officially converted. Here's what I did:
10 min elliptical sprints (to the choruses of course)
Leg Extensions
12 @ 65#
10 @ 75#
8 @ 85#
6 @ 95#
12 @ 65#
Leg Press
12 @ 110#
Lunges
12 (per leg) @ 5# (total weight)
10 @ 10#
8 @ 20#
6 @ 30#
12 @ 5#
Donkey Kicks/Firehydrants
3 sets 10 per exercise, per leg
Deadlifts
12 @ 30#
***It was at this point my husband proceeded to yell at me chastise me for doing too much. You see, the softball championships are tomorrow night and he said I need to save my legs for optimal performance. I now know how those Chinese gymnasts feel. Oh the pressure!
So instead I finished with 10 minutes on the treadmill walking on an incline, some standing oblique crunches, regular crunches on the floor, and called it a day :)
I have about ten thousand things to take care of before we leave for Chicago...I better make a list. Anyway I hope you kiddies enjoy your Tuesday!
Question to ponder: Are you competitive? I most definitely am. Both the hubbie and I take our sports verrrrry seriously...cleary.
Goooooood morning bloggies! Is it really Monday already?? Gah I feel like this was the shortest weekend e.v.e.r. Luckily this week should be a breeze then it's off to Chicago we go.
Seeing as this is a food blog and all I figured I would show you some of the delicacies that have been consumed as of late. Ready?
Yummmmm. Nothing like a little remote control to satisfy your cravings.
The buttons seem to be a favorite. Nary a number left for later. Yea. We have a problem. While this face may look cute and innocent,
DO NOT be fooled. I think the hubbie and I are going to write a letter to Cesar Milan. Only the dog whisperer himself can save what seems like a lost cause. Grrr why does she have to be so damn cute though?
I passed on any plastic nourishment this morning and had a nice bowl of protein oats instead.
Just 1/3 c oats, 1 c water, 1 scoop protein powder, 1 tbls ground flax, and 1/2 a tbls natty PB...shot in terrible lighting. I'm not sure how my girl Janetha waits a whole hour after cardio to eat some grub. 30 minutes after this morning's sesh I would have eaten that remote control. Too bad someone beat me to it.
Speaking of cardio I banged out a killer workout this morning. Elliptical sprints are my new best friend. Seriously, pick about 5 upbeat songs and sprint your little heart out when the chorus comes on. I promise you won't be dissappointed!
Body for Life
I just wanted to thank everyone for your sweet comments on my "final" pictures. I don't get embarrassed easily but this girl had a major blush fest everytime a new comment came in! I am so happy I stuck it out, even if I wasn't perfect the entire time.
I had plenty of tasty treats this weekend, one or two or ten adult beverages, a lame 30 minute workout yesterday, but now it's right back on the clean eating train (trains are just sooooo much cooler than wagons). No need to throw all my hard work out the window eh? The real challenge starts today--figuring out how to maintain this rockin figure.
Welp that's all the ramblings I have for you today. I MUST get back into the habit of taking pictures of everything. How quickly those habits slip away. Time to catch up on my reader!
My babies!!! After being in a land far, far, away from blogs for far, far too long I have returned. Boy did I miss y’all!
The holiday season is stressful, no? I love me some fa la la la, but this year Christmas cheer just hasn’t felt as strong! I am ready to change that. Lucky for me the festivities will begin today. First on the agenda: my office Christmas party.
Work functions are always sticky in my world. The guys I work with are VERY laid back. It’s 7 men and me. Needless to say I have become one of the boys to them and would fit right in if they decided to throw a kegger. BUuuut, the mood is generally much different at our holiday parties so I have laid out a few rules this year:
1) Don’t drink too much (always important in any professional setting. Except on Fridays…or Tuesday mornings). No one wants to be THAT girl.
2) Don’t wear anything too slutty. I LOVE me an excuse to dress up as can be evidenced here and here, but I spend 40 hours a week with these men and I don’t need their wives to hate me or have them (my officemates not their wives) picturing cleavage every time they see me. Blech to creepy old men. Moving on!
3) Don’t stuff my face. To me the holidays are a marathon not a sprint. I have many festive functions in the upcoming weeks so there is no reason to blow my proverbial load all in one sitting. I want to try a few things here and there, but no need to go on an all out binge (even if my boss DOES feel the need to “fatten me up” any chance he gets). Besides I would much rather focus on a coctail...er...crap...I mean conversation.
Phew now that I got that off my chest on to my next topic of discussion. Remember that little challenge I decided to embark on with my husband roughly 3 months ago? We termed it Body for Life, though we never really stuck to the true BFL parameters? Yea, that one. Well it’s over. As of this morning. It has been just under 12 weeks (Sunday would be the official last day) and I must say it’s been...well...an experience.
First some statistics:
Week 0
Weight: 156.8
Chest: 37.5''
Waist: 29''
Hips: 39''
L Thigh: 23.5''
R Thigh: 23.5''
L Calf: 14.25''
R Calf: 14.25
L Arm: 11.25''
R Arm: 11.25''
Neck: 13.5''
Remember this sad face?


Ugh those make me cringe.
This morning – Week 12
Weight: not really sure...we threw out the scale :) 147ish?
Chest: 34.5''
Waist: 26.5''
Hips: 36.5''
L Thigh: 21.25''
R Thigh: 21.25''
L Calf: 14''
R Calf: 14''
L Arm: 10.25''
R Arm: 10.25''
Neck: 12.5''
After donning some stripper heels here we have the current...






*man I wish I had a better camera or some better lighting...
More importantly, how do I feel? I honestly feel great! I have more muscle than I’ve had, probably ever! I have become a full on morning workout convert and almost feel lazy if I sleep in past 5:30. I’ve learned that a splurge day once or twice a week WON’T completely impede my progress. The great thing about this challenge is it doesn't have to stop here. I didn't kill myself to get "the best body I've ever had" just to gain everything back over the holidays. I can continue to build muscle and improve.
In the interest of full disclosure though, I must admit this challenge was hard. Both mentally and physically...but mostly mentally. Working out and eating perfectly clean 6 days a week for 12 weeks straight is no easy task. There were times we cheated. Probably a good 4 or 5 times over the course of the challenge, although still achieving great results.
There are a few strong messages I’ve taken away from this challenge:
- Lifting weights is essential to a strong lean figure. I actually really enjoy doing it to! I love seeing my muscles grow and watching them slowly appear in the mirror(wow just realized in incredibly vain that just sounded). In addition to the mere outward appearances, I really do think it has lit my metabolism on fire. Those few cheat days weren’t nearly so damaging because muscle helps eat up those excess calories.
- Only allowing 1 cheat/treat/splurge/free (whatever the heck you want to call it!) day isn’t really the best idea for me. I seem to be an all or nothing person. There is no moderation. I came away from almost all my free days feeling like I had lost all control and stuffed myself silly. That’s not a fun feeling! I do much better having a few treats here and there, rather than being so restrictive just to binge when I loosened the reigns.
-I will not spontaneously combust if I go without having carbs at every.singly.solitary.meal. I love protein and I just don’t find myself craving more food, or rummaging in the pantry after a filling meal of chicken, broccoli, and some healthy fat. I am VERY sensitive to carbs. I could feel sorry for myself, or I could rejoice in the fact that I have found what triggers by bouts with over eating! By no means am I putting myself on a low carb diet, but I have realized that lowering the amount I consume on a daily basis has really helped me feel better both physically, mentally, and emotionally.
- Never start a challenge like this that ends somewhere near the holidays. The last few weeks have been UBER hard and I didn't exactly finish as strong as I would have liked (I hope you can't see evidence of the multiple slices of carrot cake I consumed yesterday). Irregardless I feel like I am strong enough to attack the next month with moderation and start the new year feeling fantastic no disgusting.
- Lastly, I really love food blogging! I took some time off to get my head squared away, deal with some personal biznasty, and refocus. Mission accomplished and I’m begging you all to accept me back into your lives!
All in all if you are considering a Body for Life challenge or any other challengefor that matter, I 100% say go for it! Both the hubbie and I learned so much about ourselves throughout the process and I truly think we came out the other end (did I just make a poop reference?) successful :)
Now that I have written the longest post in the history of posts I suppose I will leave you for a short time. Until tomorrow my pets!
Hey bellas! I just wanted to pop in really quickly to let you know I haven't fallen off the face of the earth! I've had a ton going on lately and at one point or another one something had to take a back seat...
Thanks for all your support and hopefully things will be back to normal soon enough :)
<3 Therese
Gah is this not the longest short week ever???
I wasn't going to post this morning, because frankly I just don't have that much to talk about! I miss food blogging. It's weird not taking pictures of everything I eat or coming up with weird cottage cheese mixtures to gross you out impress you with. On the other hand, it does feel liberating to just eat what I need to eat, and do what I need to do in order fit back into my jeans before I head up to Chicago for Christmas. I'm making progress so that's what matters!
A few random things to get you through this Wednesday (in list form of course):
1) Yesterday I got to leave work an hour early. Why you ask? Oh well there was a bomb threat in our building and everyone evacuated. Don't worry, my office was the VERY LAST one to leave. It seems everyone neglected to tell us of the impending danger until the last minute. Good news is (or bad news rather) everything is fine and I am back in the office today.
2) I did a nice 3.5 mile run this morning with my girl Morgan. She is too speedy for me. I was sucking wind the entire time, even WITH fresh legs. I am 6' tall. She is 5' tall. You would think I could get an edge. Not so...
3) I am was super cranky this morning. Being a woman sucks. I'll leave it at that.
4) I've lost 8 pounds since starting this Body for Whatever challenge. I am really intereseted to see how it all turns out in 2 1/2 weeks. I wish I had money to get professional pics done of the hubbie and I, but instead I will settle for the camera's self timer. Maybe my mom will let me borrow her fancy Canon Rebel. I look so much better in pictures on her camera!
5) I want to add a Q & A tab to my blog. So I need your questions! Ask me anything and everything you want to know. I don't care the topic (clearly I have no shame as evidenced here and here) so ask away. Really! Do it!
Alright that's it, I'm off to find some coffee and hopefully improve my poopy mood...




